You know what I haven't done in a damn long time? A MYSPACE SURVEY. LET'S GO.

1. Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

That's the plan

2. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Single and scheming xo also always confused

3. What if I told you that you were pretty?
I would say thanks and do a really smug frog face

4. Ever been told "it's not you, it's me"?
I don't remember it happening so clearly not by anyone important

5. Are you interested in anyone right now?

Yes son I surely am

6. What are you looking forward to in the next week?
Friday, and getting shit DONE

7. Do you want to be single?
P chill with it

8. Did you go out or stay in last night?
I stayed in and watched a great documentary about the Tower of London it was wild

9. How late did you stay up last night?
Til like 4 for literally no reason

10. Can you recall the last time you realised you liked someone a lot?
I could give you an exact location, time and date but I shall not because that would be very revealing.

11. Last three things you had to drink?
Ice water with cucumber and mint, green tea, peppermint tea

12. Have you pretended to like someone?
No because that's mean and complicated and tiring

13. Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
No that'd be a dick move

14. Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Yes but it wasn't particularly interesting

15. Is it hard for you to get over someone?
LOL

16. Think back five months ago, were you single?
It was a bit complicado 

17. What were you doing at 12.30 this afternoon?
Making tea

18. Hold hands with anyone this week?
No. If I allow you to hold my hand I have given you my heart and I have given NO ONE MY HEART THIS WEEK

19. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
In theory yes but I'm not going to

20. What would you name your future daughter?
Depends entirely on what her last name is.

21. Do you miss anyone?
Boy do I

22. Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Yes but I was in a different decade of my life. Hopefully it hasn't happened since then. I don't think it's happened since then.

23. Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
Like actually maybe?

24. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Fantastic and also at the same time horrible.

25. Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yes. Love a good frustration cry. Very cathartic. 

26. Who did you last see in person?
My housemate Matt, we fixed the electricity together and it was a really beautiful bonding experience.

27. Are you listening to music right now?
Matt is listening to music in the kitchen and I can hear it

28. What is something you currently want?
An iced caramel latte from Starbz w half the ice, extra caramel and maybe some vanilla just fuck me right up honestly

29. What is the last thing you said out loud?
I feel like probably "nice." in a really self-satisfied tone.

30. How is your heart lately?
Two sizes too big yall

31. Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
When the need arises

32. Are you wearing socks?
Yeah they've got pugs on em

33. What do people call you?
Sweet Randall

34. Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Probably

35. Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Oh buddy are there ever

36. Who did you last share a bed with?
Danthony

37. Did you do something bad today? 
It's 7.30pm and all I have eaten so far is a small packet of Baked Walkers Cheese & Onion crisps so yeah 

38. When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Spriggzy after we hung out on Saturday night

39. Do you get stressed out easily?
Not at all which is why this is such a testing time in my damn life

40. Will you sing today?
Oh baby all day every day beltin' out that sweet sweet Celine Dion

41. Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn't?
This is a very dumb question

42. Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
Immediately Fiona and then I will select others based on the situation

43. Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
I have only ever been to the hospital when I was born and to get my tonsils out when I was 16.

44. What are you listening to right now?
Free Fallin' via Matt in the kitchen and the hustle and bustle of London via my window

45. What is wrong with you right now?
AINT THAT THE QUESTION

46. What is on your wrists right now?
Two hair ties on the right one, lil freckle on lefty

47. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Cotton On Body, tis a grey tshirt intended to be for sleeping but I make my own rules

48. What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Apple cider, as long as we're talking the proper american kind not the bubbly alcohol one. Not huge on chocolate.

49. Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Yes Fiona and I text each other to make sure we don't miss it

50. Are you a good artist?
I am the greatest living artist.

51. Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
Did I write this

52. Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
NO

53. Ever been on a golf cart?
Sure have, most notably w my buddy Danthony at SitC 2015 living it large

54. Do you have trust issues?
Realistically no I think I probably have the opposite problem

55. Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
Love a chat and hate a bedtime, me.

56. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
No. Unless my gryffindor quiddich hoodie is from Hot Topic which it has just occurred to me it might be but I'm not going to check so I can still say no.

57. Do you use chap stick?
I use lip balm thanks

58. Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yes many times, I did a REALLY good slap on someone once omg who was it it was some guy that I'm friends with and I did it as a joke but I think I was probs secretly like ha ha omg who was it either way it made a really good impact sound and I laughed a LOT who WAS IT if it was you please let me know honest to god this is annoying me so much WHO DID I SLAP was it someone at WORK IT WAS MICHAEL I SLAPPED MICHAEL AT WORK I SLAPPED HIM SO WELL AND IT WAS THE BEST damn that was stressful

59. Do you have a little sister?
I have NOTHING

60. Have you ever been to New York?
Many times, and I lived there on my gap year

61. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
It was my mum so yes

62. Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes ;) i have human contact;) no big ;))))

63. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I honestly think I was just looking at this photo of a baby alligator with cheerios on its head

64. Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
New Years when I was 14 I kissed a guy my friend Ruby liked and then she left me a really mean voicemail on my birthday but honestly to be fair we ALL kissed a LOT of people that night come on man I said sorry ok he wasn't even that cute

65. Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There are many, my friends are idiots

66. Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Yes and no? How do you define this does it have to be separate days like what are the guidelines

67. Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Heckles no

68. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
If it's anyone other than whoever I like I would prefer to be by my damn self so that I may flip and flail to my heart's content.

69. Will next Friday be a good one?
I am seeing my best buddy Daniel and we're going to watch some Harry Potter and I also plan to make him get burgers with me beforehand so yea I'd say that's a surefire recipe for success if I ever heard one.

Well hasn't this been a hoot.

I will see you all for a proper post soon.

x0x0